тупой юмор от тытрубы
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я редко люблю майкрософт
но то что они делают правильно - это хорошо
ну Windows NT например, который варяги из DEC сделали
так вот, в code convention у них правильно написано
(перевод по памяти)
блять, еб вашу мать, не шутите в сообщениях об ошибках.
вот наглядный пример от ютуба
500 Internal Server Error
К сожалению, произошел какой-то сбой.
Бригада скорой помощи уже выехала по этому адресу.
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но то что они делают правильно - это хорошо
ну Windows NT например, который варяги из DEC сделали
так вот, в code convention у них правильно написано
(перевод по памяти)
блять, еб вашу мать, не шутите в сообщениях об ошибках.
вот наглядный пример от ютуба
500 Internal Server Error
К сожалению, произошел какой-то сбой.
Бригада скорой помощи уже выехала по этому адресу.
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